The Most Fun New Activity for PPT! - YOU TELL THE STORY!

[mjrinella]

Rip out your chest hair!

[3lla]

Rip out your chest hair!

seconded
You could make a new set of pats from them

[The Wonder Weezel]

Im making up for not being around twice a day by making this story get twice as big every time... seriously.

I found one suggestion particularly creative... and I look for the suggestions that will mostly like have the greatest reaction and help to progress the story... in this case, this ... one little step... progresses a little bit.

Plant the acorns.

[TDG]

Try calling out for help

[Shoyru_Lover]

I think you should regrow your legs or at least bandage them up so they don't get infected.

[TDG]

Fashion the leaves into some stylish pants. For pete's sake man, cover your shame

[mjrinella]

Rip out your chest hair >:o

Or... try jumping off the tree.

[Uncle Xyzzy]

I think you should regrow your legs or at least bandage them up so they don't get infected.

Seconded!

[The Wonder Weezel]

okay, guys, we want to keep this moving along. Putting bandages on my legs would not progress this story at the moment, and also note that I dont have bandages. It'd be one thing if this particular tree were toilet papered, of if I were still wearinga shirt, or if Id take off my undies, which i wont, then perhaps bandages would be likely. But at the moment, they arent.

I also cant regrow legs.

Also, ripping out chest hair also does nothing for the story. So Id rip it out. Im still up on a branch on a tree.

This story can have fun and completely obnoxious things happen.... but stories are ruined once things are able to magically poof into the hair. I cant just regrow my legs dudes.

Im not ranting or being whiney or anything, I just want there to be a flow and hope you guys can keep the story moving... thats why i chose "plant the acorns." for the last one.. it was very creative! Go places, experiment with things, use things you may come across. What ever you want, just keep it going guys! Okay? Okay.

[WIS]

Break off the nearby orange branch.

[Ange]

Hehe, yay, you thought I was creative!
That result is totally not what I expected. Awesome.

[Sigh]

Break off the nearby orange branch.

seconded. Great weapon, it's all pointy and sharp.

[Ange]

Is that a boat at the bottom of the tree?

Make the biggest leaf pile ever right below you from the leaves around you.

[Shoyru_Lover]

Break off the nearby orange branch.

seconded. Great weapon, it's all pointy and sharp.

Third'ed! Break it off and see what happens - maybe a giant bird will come and try to peck you to pieces.

[Rox]

Try to make a map of the tree.