Sat May 14, 2005 12:05 pm
hiddenneggs wrote:There are footprints in the peanut butter.
Sat May 14, 2005 12:12 pm
why would the elephant walk in the peanut butter?
i think you're getting it confused with a different joke
how do you know there's an elephant in the fridge?
there's footprints in the butter
i think you're getting it confused with a different joke
how do you know there's an elephant in the fridge?
there's footprints in the butter
Sat May 14, 2005 12:14 pm
How can you tell if there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
There are two sets of footprints in the butter, side by side.
There are two sets of footprints in the butter, side by side.
Sat May 14, 2005 1:27 pm
What do you do if you want to put two giraffes into your fridge?
Take the elephants out.
Take the elephants out.
Sat May 14, 2005 1:37 pm
How can you tell if there are three elephants in your refrigerator?
The door won't close.
The door won't close.
Sat May 14, 2005 1:51 pm
these jokes are baaaaaad
Sat May 14, 2005 1:57 pm
A little old lady went to the zoo for the first time, where she was especially impressed by the elephant.
"This great big animal," she later told a friend, "was picking up buns with its tail. I don't dare tell you what it did with them."
"This great big animal," she later told a friend, "was picking up buns with its tail. I don't dare tell you what it did with them."
Sat May 14, 2005 1:58 pm
lol... Or maybe Laughing my mouth off. 
Silly old lady.
Silly old lady.
Sat May 14, 2005 2:01 pm
Speaking of silly, did you hear about the silly terrorist who tried to blow up a school bus?
Burned his lips on the tailpipe.
Burned his lips on the tailpipe.
Sat May 14, 2005 2:02 pm
Poor hiddenneggs... I have some Ummagine Healing Balm for you. 
Sat May 14, 2005 2:03 pm
Nah, that wasn't me. But in my younger days I did try to prove I was a stud.
It can be very painful to wrap yourself around a snow tire.
It can be very painful to wrap yourself around a snow tire.
Sat May 14, 2005 2:04 pm
Oh yeah? 
Try wrapping yourself around a Banana Roll.
Ain't that random?
Try wrapping yourself around a Banana Roll.
Ain't that random?
Sat May 14, 2005 2:06 pm
Orange you glad we aren't discussing bananas again?
Sat May 14, 2005 2:20 pm
No. I'm sad. 
Sat May 14, 2005 2:23 pm
Nice to meet you. I'm Will.