Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:44 am
Why don't grape candies actually take like grapes?
Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:45 am
Fallen wrote:Where do babies come from?
a mother obviously
Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:52 am
Zero wrote:...How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
It would chuck as much as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Why don't grape candies actually take like grapes?
Why don't Apple Jacks taste like apples?
Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:55 am
Zero wrote:...How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
hed cut a qauter of a qauter connifer if you gave him a qauter for every qauter he cut.
so an eight of a qauter connifer.
Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:51 am
what genius decided to put an 's' in lisp and a 'ph' in phonics, anyway?
heh, that reminds me of a shirt I saw... 'hukd on fonix wurkd 4 mee!'
heh, that reminds me of a shirt I saw... 'hukd on fonix wurkd 4 mee!'
Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:54 am
because theyre the letters that people with said conditions cant pronounce correctly?
IE: its easily diagnosed when you ask them to say it.
IE: its easily diagnosed when you ask them to say it.
Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:56 am
Why is abbreviation such a long word? 
Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:58 am
so you know why words should be abbreviated?
you can do better than this, i know you can!
you can do better than this, i know you can!
Tue Jan 18, 2005 3:06 am
What weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
Why did Arrow cross the road?
Why did Arrow cross the road?
Tue Jan 18, 2005 3:06 am
Alex wrote:Why is abbreviation such a long word?
For the same reason Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia means the fear of long word.
Tue Jan 18, 2005 3:10 am
Eidolon wrote:how on earth do they capture New Car Scent?
I believe it is some type of cleaner they put on the car seats when they're about to sell a car.
Caesara wrote:What weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
They weigh the same amount.
Why do allergies exist?
Are there any synonyms for the word synonym?
Tue Jan 18, 2005 3:14 am
Caesara wrote:What weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
Why did Arrow cross the road?
a:
b: depends who you ask.
darwin would say because it is the best thing to do to ensure his survival.
Blue Wolf wrote:Alex wrote:Why is abbreviation such a long word?
For the same reason Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia means the fear of long word.
Hippopoto monstroses quippe dalio phobia
animal. big. rebutal. got me there.. fear.
its in dictionary.com, but then hofflesnosh isnt so im going to remain cynical.
edit: snuck in there eh.
alleriges exist because of certain genetic instabilities or mutations within the human genus.
far as i know all advanced (ie those with a social structure, leading to or at sentient status, eg: mokeys, dolphins etc) have allergies to one extent or another.
in other words, blame it on your parents, basicly their fault.
Tue Jan 18, 2005 3:22 am
If a 3-toed sloth is born with 4 toes, is it still a 3-toed sloth?
Tue Jan 18, 2005 3:25 am
yes, however its a muttie.
poor orkses, got messed up goodtime by the necontyr
poor orkses, got messed up goodtime by the necontyr
Tue Jan 18, 2005 3:44 am
why is it that as humans, the supposedly most intelligent creatures, we do things that no other animals do?
..er. yes. at the moment slightly bitter at the idiocy of mankind, having been studying Rwanda and Burundi in geo.
..er. yes. at the moment slightly bitter at the idiocy of mankind, having been studying Rwanda and Burundi in geo.