Stupid Things You've Done and want to Share with the World

[shapu]

I once skiied into one of those orange netting safety barriers so fast it took me about 5 minutes to dig myself out.

I was right under the ski lift, and I'd guess about 200 people got a good laugh out of it:

"yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHWHUMP!"
*pause*
"Ow."

[Ange]

Sounds like something I'd do, because I've only been skiing once and can't really turn fast yet.

I called out of work today to make and go to an appointment, only to realize there is no receptionist until Monday. Whoops.

[Helena]

I once skiied into one of those orange netting safety barriers so fast it took me about 5 minutes to dig myself out.

Reminds me of something I did when I went toboganning two weeks ago There was this one kid standing in the middle of the slope so I had to swerve at the last minute, which made me land in a huge pile of the really soft snow which was next to the orange netting safety barrier and got tangled up in it. After practically freezing to death I dug myself out. And guess what my friend bought everyone with us 'cause they were so cheap? Yep. Ice cream. >_>

[Twinkle]

I once skiied into one of those orange netting safety barriers so fast it took me about 5 minutes to dig myself out.

I was right under the ski lift, and I'd guess about 200 people got a good laugh out of it:

"yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHWHUMP!"
*pause*
"Ow."

Aw man that reminds me of when I went skiing. I realised I had a trapped nerve midway down a red run and was unable to bend my knees to stop safely. I was going at quite a speed so I skiied into some shrubbery in order to stop (bright idea, yeah, yeah). I stopped but the rest of my group didn't. I ended up crying on the side of a mountain with no way of getting up, stuck directly beneath a snowboarders ramp with lots of hot Viennese men jumping OVER me. Oh man that wasn't a fun trip.

[KMB1933]

Arrrgh! I did so many stupid things today:
1. I nearly fell down the stairs.
2. I bumped into someone. (2 times)
3. I bumped into the walls and doors while walking. (4 times)
4. While packing, my bag accidently switched on a water tap without me noticing. It was until my science teacher was looking at me in a scary way that I realized the tap was on.
5. And many other embarassing things that I don't want to mention.

[Lee]

I got my hand stuck in my euphonium.

Had to cover my hand in valve oil to get it out of the bell. No damage done to the horn though!

[Asthaloth]

I got my hand stuck in my euphonium.

Had to cover my hand in valve oil to get it out of the bell. No damage done to the horn though!

To my deranged mind that sounds very dirty...
What's one of them?

[Shoyru_Lover]

I got my hand stuck in my euphonium.

Had to cover my hand in valve oil to get it out of the bell. No damage done to the horn though!

Eewww that is so gross! *thinks of all the spit in there*

[3lla]

i was at the swimming pool the other day, and basically i tripped over my own feet, landed in the pool and took my friend who tried to stop me from falling in with me. The funny thing was the fact that we had just changed and were ready to leave. I'm just glad we put our bags(which had extra clothes, phones, ipods, etc.) on one of the chairs instead of lugging them around

[Alex]

Not me, but some of my friends.

I swear there is something about my best friend's corridor at school.

Daily, somebody will walk into the fire hydrant. She was quite proud of herself yesterday because she didn't walk into it.

This was rectified however, by my tall friend. He made up the amusement factor splendidly. We have a couple of those green 'Exit' signs by each door leading outside. They're at the top of the wall, and to the side, unlike the photo. However, said friend, is quite tall. Tall enough that he was having a conversation with myself and my best friend, and it went something like..

So, we've got rooms division management class at 8am tomorrow, don't we? What time do we *BAM*

Yeah. He walked straight into the exit sign. Cue me and my best friend being in hysterics for the next five minutes.

[KMB1933]

Today, I wore my shirt inside out. I didn't notice at first and went out as usual. For some odd reason, everybody was looking at me in a very strange way but I ignored them and continued with my work. It was until I returned home and about to remove my shirt that I realized my shirt was inside out and I was like.... OH MY GOSH!!! *headdesk.* How could I be that stupid!?

[Tymaporer]

Well, the other day, I asked if 80 GB was more than 4 GB.

Also, I had two windows open, both on the same forum, and I made my post in the wrong (and completely irrelevant) topic. XD I fixed it quickly though.

[lektroluv]

I can't seem to handle doors.
I allways hit my head when Im opening a door who opens towards me, and I bump into a door when Im opening a door which open to the other direction I can't figure out what Im doing wrong!

[Mongrel]

This was actually someone else, but it's too good not to share.
Today Pudding and I and our moms went to a movie(Baby Mama--it's fun, everyone go see it). While we were in the theater lobby, this older man came up to my mom, and asked her for some help. One of the children with him had her dress up over her head and it was about half-on. "I've tried to get this thing on her ten times, and I just can't do it," he said.
Mom went ahead and figured it out(it was probably the crossed straps that were confusing him). As she was working the little girl's arms up through the dress, she said, "Don't feel too bad. These things require an engineering degree to figure out."
"I have an engineering degree," he said.

[Helena]

MOONGEWL. That is hilarious!