Rock, Paper, Scissors

[Siniri]

Ringlets replaced the bottomless chair in the more common lyrics of the song:

Yes, that is an Irish dance wig -- I recognized it immediately from the search page and just had to use it.

[Blue]

I don't completely remember the outcome, but I'll just say that 3 bears beat Goldilocks

[Shoyru_Lover]

Ranger Smith conquers the bears.

[Tharkun]

I think the Gurren Brigade could kick the smurf of any cartoon character they put their mind to.

[Siniri]

The dip can take out any animated creature, including the Gurren Brigade (whatever that is):

Execution Scene from Who Framed Roger Rabbit
(sorry, no pic -- I could only find video -- we need an embedding feature)

[Blue]

My "Pig Spill Kit" absorbs your "Dip" (Turpentine, Acetone & Benzine)

[Siniri]

Your little spill kit is no match for the BP oil deluge, unfortunately:
Live Spill Cam (yep, another video)

[domo_hello_kitty]

Did you know that your hair absorbes oil?

It's actually true.

[Tharkun]

Scene kids scoff at this thing we lowly call "hair".

[Siniri]

Calling your scene kid emo brought her crying to her knees:

[domo_hello_kitty]

Rainbows convert the emo people into happy unicorn-loving people.

Sorry. I had to use unicorns.

[Plastic Ninja]

I can the unicorn

[Tharkun]

The Franklin expedition makes people rethink cans:

[Blue]

Chelation Therapy beats lead poisoning (usually)

[domo_hello_kitty]

The problem is, Chelation Therapy can cause kidney failure.