Rock, Paper, Scissors

[Tharkun]

Every TV show ever has kidney donors patch that right up:

[domo_hello_kitty]

Majority of TV stations have converted to digital.

Yeah, it happened a while ago.

[Tharkun]

Thunderstorms wreak havoc on satellite reception.

[Siniri]

Michael J. Fox can harvest energy from your thunderstorm:

[Blue]

A very public drug bust beat John DeLorean

[domo_hello_kitty]

Cars like that are so last century. This car is much better.

[Siniri]

That car is so last week; it loses to the flying car:

[domo_hello_kitty]

When at first, you think you see everything, you see something else...

Now, that car is so last millennium. UFO's can fly much farther, with style.

[Siniri]

Looks more like falling with style to me.

The UFO is bulky, difficult to maneuver, and unsubstantiated; these quadrotor helicopters are fast, can turn on the edge of a dime, and very real:
Video link because they're too cool not to watch in action

[Blue]

Ground beats helicopter

[domo_hello_kitty]

I dig up the ground with a shovel to find dinosaurs.

[Tharkun]

Your shovel runs up against a tree root.

[Siniri]

Your root might break a shovel, but it's no match for root rot:

[Blue]

I'll split those roots! Well, ok, just the topic.

New split: Click me