Rock, Paper, Scissors [Split by a Rock]

[Daze]

Purple People Eater devours the kid

[Blue]

Yakety Yak beat Purple People Eater on the charts in'58

[Combusken BG]

It's Just a Matter of Time in '59 beat Yakety Yak record of 7 when came to being #1 on weeks on the U.S. R&B Singles chart.

Yakety Yak had 7 weeks being #1 on weeks on the U.S. R&B Singles chart whereas It's Just a Matter of Time had 9 weeks being #1 on weeks on the U.S. R&B Singles chart.

[Blue]

This hammer kills time

[Siniri]

M.C. Hammer beats all other hammers, and stops hammer-time:

[Blue]

Bankruptcy Court beat M.C. Hammer

[Siniri]

Student loan debt outlasts bankruptcy:

[Blue]

Winning Lottery Ticket beats debt


Sure, it's a long shot, but if you win... Then again, it requires buying a ticket first.

[Siniri]

Statistics proves the lottery is a losing game:

[Blue]

My Glass Half Full beats your pessimistically negative statistics

[Siniri]

An engineer designs a better glass:


(Does Blue dare to beat himself?)

[Blue]

A puppy beats an engineer any day. So much cuter and much more cuddly.

[Siniri]

Yes, but kittens are cuter, cuddlier, and less stinky (and way less drooly) than puppies. Plus they pwn them:



I might be contributing to making this thread devolve into a "which animal is cutest" thread, but I'm totally okay with that if it gives me an excuse to look through page after page of cuteness... What's next? Foxes on trampolines?

[Blue]

What else is "Cuter than a Button"?


Never really understood that "Cute as a Button" expression

I was also compelled to Google "foxes on trampolines" and nearly got sucked into the vortex of cuteness

[Siniri]

The zipper made quick work of buttons:


My cuteness vortex plan was foiled...