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#1 Post by .:Requiem:. »

Read, Share, Laugh.

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Afterism (n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
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#2 Post by Divine »

.:Requiem:. wrote:As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.


LOL! I like these ones espeically =).
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#3 Post by .:Requiem:. »

Thanks ^^

People feel free to post some too.
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#4 Post by Sir Isaac »

"Madness isn't an illness - it's a lifestyle."

and

"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."
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"Take care of your cardboard box, and It'll take care of you." - MGS2

"If you don't go to war then your g**" - Family Guy
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#6 Post by Baku »

(The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.)

The Truth is out there... but I forgot the URL.


You post, therefore you spam.

Someday we'll look back on thism laugh nervously, then change the subject.

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#7 Post by Forest_Majesty »

.:Requiem:. wrote:Read, Share, Laugh.

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...


This reminded me of a joke I know, and like:

Two ladies are together at a table, eating and talking. One says, "I am so glad I haven't lost my memory, like so many of the elderly ladies around..."

The other then speaks, "Yes, I know, well knock on wood!" She knocks her fist against the table.

The first lady looks up, surprised, "Is someone at the door?"

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#8 Post by Tryske Rainbreeze »

.:Requiem:. wrote:Read, Share, Laugh.
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.


Don't ask me why, but that one made me think of 1984...O.o
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#9 Post by (*Dranzer*) »

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with but a single step. Don't trip."
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haha

#10 Post by snazZy »

those quotes are true and you should live by them.
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#11 Post by (*Dranzer*) »

The don't trip one?
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#12 Post by Syrill »

The surest sign of intelligent life on earth is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Stuck out the most for me ^^
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#13 Post by The LeaderBean »

Why did the monkey fall of the tree????

BEACOUSE HE WAS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
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#14 Post by Wind »

.:Requiem:. wrote:History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.


This is too true to be funny...
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#15 Post by dargonz »

Ah, broccoli, mum says you're good for me, but I'm not good for you!; By From Stewie Griffin :roll:
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